Anonymous asked: 2,3, and 7 my dear

Drugs? Hmm well to be honest I’ve never really cared for weed and also I work too hard to spend my money on any illegal substances 

Fantasies? Ha! Well I have a pool and I don’t know if you’ve seen whip it with Ellen page, but stripping each other underwater is pretty hot… After that though, everythimg else submerged might be a little difficult to orchestrate. 

What turns me on? Guys who can speak a foreign language, das ist sehr heiß. Unrelated, but my rule of thumb for guys is how they treat servers at restaurants, I think it says a lot.